Surprise signing Ben Brace declared an interest in the club when he was first shortlisted a few days ago.
Club councel Chris Jones managed to secure the services of the central defender over a cosy dinner at 'hip' restaraunt, 'Chatteu
de toilette'.
Also coming up with the goods today was model midfielder Luke 'Bazzer' Brampton as he finally
gave the club the thumbs up. Luke will be in the starting line up once arrangements for that first game are finalised.
A full list of players in the current squad can be found on the 'Roster' page.
In other exciting news for the club, team councel Chris 'The Honz' Jones offered to stump up
a large amount of cold, hard cash to help pay for the clubs kit. With a view to this Jones has been given sole choice
of which kit he would like to pick, with any existing votes from people used only as a recommended guideline for Chris to
follow or not if he so chooses.
Finally the club has also employed to services of the most unlikely of required members of staff
- a team mascot! After several applicants comedy-faced rubber-boy Peter Clayton was chosen. Peter has also offered
his longtime complaint of driving people about as a service to the club. Due to his computing skills, Pete will also
be granted administrative access to the website and it's forum.